There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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