I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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