hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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