The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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