Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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