Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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