Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
