there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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