all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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