she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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