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• (650): View more from California

  im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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• (914): View more from New York

  Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me

  (310): View more from California

  maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki

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• (213): View more from California

  His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!

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  Wow.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.

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