ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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