i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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