Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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