it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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