Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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