So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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