Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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