i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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