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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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