Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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