Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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