love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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