hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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