yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
