I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
