why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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