brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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