weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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