if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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