I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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