is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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