She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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