quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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