Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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