no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
