CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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