Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
my liver is dry heaving
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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