Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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