3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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