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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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