talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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