i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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