Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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