ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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