have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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