also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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