It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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