Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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