alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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